29 April 2007
EFFORTLESS FOOD FOR SICKNESS
1. WON TON SOUP
Order many won ton soups from whichever Chinese place will deliver. Be sure to have someone else around so you can make up the minimum.
Put rice in pan. Put water and/or broth in pan. Cook. You are in fact not allowed to watch rice as it cooks, so this is an excellent plan. You are required to sit down, or even lie down.
3. CHEESE SAMMICH
Put cheese on bread. Put bread in toaster/regular oven. Cook.
Cheese sammiches benefit by the addition of mushrooms and/or tomatoes. You can also dip them in our next item:
4. CANNED SOUP
Open can. Dump soup. Add water if necessary. Cook.
5. GINGER ALE
An excellent choice for those of us with stomach ailments.
Boil water. Pour over tea bag. Perhaps add honey. Steep.
Many varieties of tea are appropriate.
8. SIGNIFICANT OTHER
These will generally provide a nice neck for alternative sustenance.
9. HOT TODDY
Boil water. Pour over water, bourbon, honey. Drink as hot as humanly possible. In fact, drink everything as hot as humanly possible.
If necessary, slice and serve in milk. Cheerios optional.
11. HOT HOT HOT SOUP
Boil broth. Add hot chili sauce. Thus both types of heat are covered.
Burn black for stomach ailment. Otherwise, toast and butter. Do not jam.
Buy cups at the store. No sick person should ever make the effort to make pudding.
Here is excellent sustenance.