What to have while lying around all weekend feeling terrible:
BLOOD SUGAR, BABY
(If you can handle the knife)
makes half a tumbler
one red grapefruit
ice to get up to the halfway point
- Ream with pink reamer.
- Pick out seeds.
If you have the fruit/strength to double the recipe, you can even have a whole glass of juice! Excuse me, JUICE. This kind of thing makes it obvious why juice glasses are generally small.
Man, I felt awful. It makes me want to teach a class called "Advanced Realism for Suckers".