Lately I've been all about running up the street for bagels, which I then take home, slice, toast, and fill with thick creamy delightful things. For instance, here is a bagel with 3/4 of an avocado. The clementine is too puny to stand up to its monstrous goodness! Poor clementine. It got eaten nonetheless.
Later I had a second bagel with the rest of the avocado, cream cheese, and pepper. Fat sandwich!