So my friends Joann and Dennis are buying a house! Joann took me over there last week, and we poked around as far as we were able to do while not yet in possession of keys.
There are twelve fruit trees in the yard. TWELVE. Plus, since this is CA, the fruit is actually going to be distributed throughout the entire year. A tree in the front yard, for instance, was dripping with persimmons. The lemon and lime trees were clearly covered with fruit as well. In the summer, there will be peaches and apricots and maybe plums.
I totally foresee jam party in the relatively near future.