What to have while lying around all weekend feeling terrible:

OH YEAH

BLOOD SUGAR, BABY

(If you can handle the knife)

JUICE
makes half a tumbler

one red grapefruit
two tangerines
ice to get up to the halfway point

- Cut.
- Ream with pink reamer.
- Pick out seeds.
- Drink.

If you have the fruit/strength to double the recipe, you can even have a whole glass of juice! Excuse me, JUICE. This kind of thing makes it obvious why juice glasses are generally small.


Man, I felt awful. It makes me want to teach a class called "Advanced Realism for Suckers".